Clod (Minion Warfare)

Clod

Playstyle

Suppression

Health

200

Ability 1

Rock Charge

Ability 2

Spike Wall

Voiced By

N/A

Faction:

Team Minion

Hailing from a far-off land known only to mere mortals as "the old country", the lumbering rock behemoth known as Clod decimates his foes with extreme prejudice. He is by far the largest and possibly most dangerous being on the Minion team, what with his fiery temper and giant fists of punching. Clod possesses a mind-boggling 250 health and a devastating primary weapon: the Coalgun, known to him as "Anastasia". The Coalgun can deal massive damage over a short period of time, due to its lack of dependence on ammunition. Rather than use ammo, the Coalgun will overheat if fired for too long of a time, forcing Clod to let it cool down.

Clod's main weakness is his pitiful speed; he is by far the slowest class in the game and his speed drops down even more when firing his weapon. Because of this, he is often reliant on friendly Snerlins and Krackles for healing and support. In return, Clod is able to summon spikes of rock from the ground that he and his teammates can use as cover.

Biography

Backstory

"2 score and...some years ago, Clod was born in an active volcano in an unnamed land he only refers to as 'the old country'. Not a whole lot is known about his past, so we'll just make something up: he was raised by mountain goats made of chocolate in a magical fairytale castle known as 'Zippy Town'. Raised to be a lawyer, Clod decided it was more fun to physically ruin puny people than to financially ruin them. Of course, we're making this up, so none of it is true."

Stats

Minion Warfare

• Height: 7'9"
• Weight: 987lbs
• Likes: Crushing puny Shockbots, His Coalgun
• Dislikes: Puny Shockbots, Puny Shockbots that are still alive
• Relationships: His enemies (it's a complicated relationship)
• Fears: NONE WHATSOEVER
• Skills: Crushing puny Shockbots, Dragon-wrestling

Minion Warfare 2

• Height: 7'9"
• Weight: 987lbs
• Likes: Crushing puny Mutents, His Coalgun
• Dislikes: Puny Mutents, Puny Mutents that are still alive
• Relationships: His enemies (it's a complicated relationship)
• Fears: NONE WHATSOEVER
• Skills: Crushing puny Mutents, Dragon-wrestling
• Favorite Musical Genre: The crackling of a roaring fire

Relevant Statisitcs

Stat	Rating
Health	X X X X X
Speed	X
Damage	X X X X X

Basic Strategy

• Team up with friendly Snerlins to storm Shockbot territories.
• Allow your Coalgun to cool down after a few seconds of firing to avoid overheating.
• Spawn Spike Walls to provide yourself (and your teammates) with essential cover.

Character Variants

Variant	Effects
Cold Clod	Ice effects
Ore Clod	Electric effects
Sonic Clod	Ammo reliance; knockback
Crystal Clod	Explosive damage

Attacks and Abilities

Primary Attacks

Attack	Used By	Type	Capacity
Coalgun	Clod	Chain	N/A
Coolgun	Cold Clod	Chain	N/A
Sparkgun	Ore Clod	Chain	N/A
Airgun	Sonic Clod	Basic	6 (10 with upgrade)
Gemgun	Crystal Clod	Chain	N/A

Secondary Attack

Attack	Used By	Notes
Debris Toss	Clod Ore Clod Sonic Clod	*25 second recharge
Snow Toss	Cold Clod	*25 second recharge

Primary Abilities

Ability	Effect
Rock Charge	A short-range charging attack; sends enemies flying
Wave Tackle	Extremely short initial range, but sends a wave of energy forward

Secondary Abilities

Ability	Effect
Spike Wall	Summons a rocky spike that can serve as cover; can have 3 out at a time
Brittle Spikes	Summons a spike that breaks twice as fast; can have 5 out at a time

Tertiary Abilities

Ability	Effect
TBA	TBA
TBA	TBA

Character Upgrades

Burning Ammo

Clod's Coalgun ammunition sets opponents on fire.

Titan Strength

Decreases the amount of time it takes to perform Debris Toss

Steam Exhaust

Shortens the reload time of the Coalgun

Cosmetic Accessories

Main article: List of Clod Accessories

Clod's four customizable slots are:

• Headpiece - The hat on Clod's head
• Vein Shape - The shape of Clod's lava veins
• Vein Color - The color of Clod's lava veins
• Exhaust - The exhaust pipe on Clod's primary weapon

Taunts

1. Daddy's Girl---(Clod gently "rocks" his gun Anastasia to sleep)
2. Belly Laugh---(Clod begins laughing hysterically while holding his side)
3. Skullcrusher---(Clod begins pretending to crush his opponents heads with his fingers)
4. Buttkicker---(Clod begins doing the Russian squat dance)
5. Me Beat Chest---(Clod begins his chest while letting out a battle cry)
6. Dead Meat---(Clod pulls his finger across his throat as a threat)
7. Party Favor---(Clod blows up a party balloon and admires his work before crushing it in one hand)
8. Lunch Break---(Clod pulls out a handful of gravel and eats the handful in one bite)
9. Rockin' Solo---(Clod performs a guitar solo using Anastasia as a guitar)
10. Sumo Stomp---(Clod performs two sumo stomps before letting out a battle cry)

Achievements

Main article: Clod Achievements

• Number of Achievements: ??

Quotes

• When Spawning/Respawning:
  • "Here I come, weaklings!"
  • "Back in old country, Coalgun fires you!"
  • "Say hello to my friend, Anastasia!"
  • "I am brick wall!'
  • "I dare you to fight back!"
  • "Clod is coming for you!"
  • "I am back from the ground, puny babies!"
• When Low on Health:
  • "Come heal me, Magic Man!"
  • "Why does Magic Man not heal Clod?"
  • "Why has Magic Man forsaken Clod?"
  • "Go, Clod, go!"
  • "I will punish puny wizard if he does not come..."
  • "Shhh...shhh, Anastasia. Do not fret..."
  • "When I am healed, I will crush you into bolts!"
• When Scoring a Kill:
  • "Dasvidaniya, infant!"
  • "I was born in crater, not yesterday!"
  • "Run from me, cowardly kitties!"
  • "You make me waste ammo on you!"
  • "You make Anastasia angry!"
  • "It does not pay to be made of metal!"
  • "Your entire team died ages ago!"
• When Charging:
  • "Incoming!"
  • "Here I come!"
  • "You are out of here!"
  • "And don't come back!"
  • "You can not kill rock!"
  • "I do not need Coalgun to kill you!"
  • "Boom! Done! You are exploded!"
• ​When Planting a Bomb in Boom Run:
  • "And boom!"
  • "Clod is doing all of work here, team!"
  • "Your base is doomed!"
  • "Bombs away!"
  • "Clod will destroy tiny base."
  • "Thank you, tiny walking bomb."
• After Dominating a Footbot:
  • ​"I will squish you tiny soldier man!"
  • "You have trained for nothing!"
  • "Rocket jump will only take you so far from Clod!"
• After Dominating a Mac:
  • ​"Clod's fist will destroy tiny box man!"
  • "I will bring you infinite misery, tiny kitty cat."
  • "Rock crushes steel, little thingy."
• After Dominating a Zoom:
  • ​"Your name will now be 'doom'!"
  • "Your death makes Clod's shoulders bounce!"
  • "Doom doom DOOM!"
• After Dominating a Sarge:
  • ​"Fancy little helmet only covers your head!"
  • "Clod will crush Catfish like a bug!"
  • "Clod eat your missile for breakfast!
• After Dominating a Doc:
  • ​"Tiny doctor will need tiny grave! Aha!"
  • "Stop hiding, tiny medical officer!"
  • "Laughter IS the best medicine! Now you are dead!"
• After Dominating a Pappy:
  • ​"I will destroy you pitiful redneck!"
  • "Get along, tiny doggy. Get along!"
  • "You can not hide, Billy Bob!"
• ​When Capturing a Base in Super Bash Brothers:
  • ​"-"
  • "-"
  • "-"
• After Dominating a Spooktar:
  • ​"-"
  • "-"
  • "-"
• After Dominating a Wallaby Jack:
  • ​"-"
  • "-"
  • "-"
• After Dominating a Nigel:
  • ​"-"
  • "-"
  • "-"
• After Dominating a Brainioid:
  • ​"-"
  • "-"
  • "-"
• After Dominating a Floyd:
  • ​"-"
  • "-"
  • "-"
• After Dominating a Beauregard:
  • ​"-"
  • "-"
  • "-"
• After Dominating a Magnimus:
  • ​"-"
  • "-"
  • "-"
• After Dominating a Mr. Stinky:
  • ​"-"
  • "-"
  • "-"
• After Dominating a Gizmo:
  • ​"-"
  • "-"
  • "-"

Trivia

• Clod's Shockbot counterpart is Sarge.
• Clod's Mutent counterpart is Lolly Dipstick.
• Clod speaks in a very thick Russian accent.
• Clod often refers to Snerlin as the "magic man".
• Clod is the only class whose in-game backstory is entirely made up.

v · e · d Minions
Minions and Variants
Cannot
Caliente Cannot - Future Cannot - Circus Cannot - Cauldron Cannot
Chucky
Spy Chucky - Ice Chucky - Charged Chucky - Ninja Chucky
Chomper
Char Chomper - Turbo Chomper - El Chompacabra - Dragon Chomper
Clod
Ore Clod - Cold Clod - Sonic Clod - Crystal Clod
Snerlin
Shock Snerlin - Armored Snerlin - Medic Snerlin - Fire Snerlin
Krackle
Cosmic Krackle - Fire Krackle - King Krackle - Yummy Krackle
Added in Minion Warfare 2
G.E.P.
F.E.P. - V.E.P. - U.E.P. - R.E.P.
Eekook
Freezook - Barbekook - Zombeekook - Crazeekook
Pump-Kog
Pyro-Kog - Pump-Kool - Boom-Kog - Power-Kog

v · e · d Minion Warfare 2: Warmageddon
Classes and Variants
Team Minion
Cannot (Caliente Cannot · Future Cannot · Circus Cannot · Cauldron Cannot) (Gatling Cannot/Sniper Cannon · Turbo Charge/Turbo Tank · Cannonkaze/Megakaze) Chucky (Spy Chucky · Charged Chucky · Ice Chucky · Ninja Chucky) (Barrier Summon/Armored Barrier · Honey Cannon/Sap Cannon · Coffee Crash/Coffee Craze) Chomper (Char Chomper · El Chompacabra · Turbo Chomper · Dragon Chomper) (Burrow/Ambush Burrow · Cymbal Crash/Mega Crash · Midfight Snack/Fast Food) Clod (Cold Clod · Ore Clod · Sonic Clod · Crystal Clod) (Rock Charge/Wave Tackle · Spike Wall/Brittle Spikes · Snerlin Alert/Snerlin Warp) Snerlin (Shock Snerlin · Armored Snerlin · Medic Snerlin · Fire Snerlin) (Heal Beam/Shield Beam · Heal Stone/Charge Stone · Wizard Hover/Warlock Leap) Krackle (Fire Krackle · King Krackle · Cosmic Krackle · Yummy Krackle) (Dematerialize/Destabilize · UFLS/AFLS · Short Circuit/Mega Circuit) G.E.P. (F.E.P. · V.E.P. · U.E.P. · R.E.P.) (Super Shield/Speedy Shield · Berserker Rage/Berserker Tackle · Slash-Kabob/Bladerang) Eekook (Freezook · Barbekook · Zombeekook · Crazeekook) (Breakdance Barrage/Blast-Off Barrage · Vortex Grenade/Repel Grenade · Eekook Decoy/Revival Decoy) Pump-Kog (Pyro-Kog · Pump-Kool · Boom-Kog · Power-Kog) (Mega Spring/Explosive Spring · Jet Boost/Mega Boost · Tiny Summon/Detonation Tiny)
Team Mutent
Spooktar (Scald Spooktar · Shock Spooktar · Shiver Spooktar · Sonic Spooktar) (Banshee Blast/Banshee Boom · Map Scanner/Super Scanner · Gunslinger/Turbo Gunslinger) Nigel Whapplesnapp III (Safari Nigel · Wild Nigel · Tundra Nigel · Camo Nigel) (Camo Bush/Kaboom Bush · Sir Winslow/Mr. Clawes · Belch Beast/Belch Dragon) Klunk (Frosty Klunk · Stone Klunk · Wild Klunk · Tropical Klunk) (Barrel Roll/Barrel Toss · Grog-n-Jog/Mega Keg · Titanic Twister/Speedy Twister) Lolly Dipstick (Lolly Firestick · Lolly Popsicle · Lolly Toxic · Lolly Snipes-it) (Dual Chaingun/Dual Launchers · Gravity Stomp/Shock Stomp · Dream Creeper/Nightmare Creeper) Floyd Windsong (Floyd Waterfall · Floyd Flamesun · Floyd Herbseed · Floyd Speedgust) (Smile Gun/Snooze Gun · Happy Beam/Mania Beam · Potion Commotion/Elixir Mixer) Beauregard (Burnin' Beauregard · Bolt Beauregard · Boom Beauregard · Beeregard) (Squealin' Hog/Screamin' Goat · Drill Drone/Freeze Drone · Gumbo Pot Shield/Red Hot Gumbo) Mr. Stinky (Mr. Flame · Mr. Frosty · Mr. Boom · Mr. Tesla) (Air Compressor/Charge Compressor · Sticky Boomer/Trigger Sticky · Stink Overload/Stink Leaker) Magnimus (Magmus · Frigimus · Voltorus · Heximus) (CLOAK OF DOOM/WARP OF DOOM · SWAP OF DOOM/DISGUISE OF DOOM · DOME OF DOOM/WAVE OF DOOM) Gizmo (Blizzmo · Buzzmo · Gizmagma · Gizmega) (Gizmo Away!/Gizmo Bomber · Gyro Orb/Mega Rolly Sphere · Electrobumper/Megabumper)
Maps
Default Maps
Arabian Fights · Chateau de Derwiff · Frostyflake Lake · Grimes Square
Super Bash Brothers/Grexpendables Mode Maps
Big Hog Bayou · Clocktown · Derworx Factory · Tower of Sp00kiness
Capture Control Maps
Spiral Towers · Volcano Calamity
Modes
Modes
Boondoggle Mode · Capture Control · Capture the Opal · Grexpendables Mode · Minions and Mutents · Operation: Shutdown · Smack Ops II · Super Bash Brothers
Smack Ops II Bosses
Minhotep · Snaptrap
Summons
Minion Summons
Batapult · Bomb Sr. · Chill Chomp · Crocorock · Drumbel · Mini-Cannon · Petunia · Pyrolop · Slick · Torto · Tortron · Webblebug
Mutent Summons
Alazar the Amazing · Mr. Blister
Updates
Possible Updates
Battle of the Bilge Pack ---> Smack to the Future Pack ---> TBA

Gallery

Clod's Old Artwork

Colored Artwork

HUD Icon (Smack Ops)